When you piss a chunk of jizz, then poop a massive, sticky, smelly piece of poo. (Sometime this poo catches on to your booty hair.) It sticks to the toilet and your mom will scream in terror of this monstrous being.
Mom: Hey son, why is there a muddy rock in our toilet? And why is it so smel- OH MY GOD!
Son: mom it is a splatshitpiss
Son: mom it is a splatshitpiss
by Prirndurbebd April 07, 2022