spknork

The ultimate table utensil. A spoon, fork and knife all in one. For the fat and lazy php programmer who is not willing to leave his desk to eat. It is the next evolutionary step to the knoon. Founded by blah who is smarterer than CaPs_

See also spnork.

The spknork is mightier than the knoon!

by [blah] May 14, 2005

Spanorkfaknife

a spanorkfaknife is a spoon, fork, knife combination utensil

it is the best utensil to use in any situation

it is used by boy scouts, hippies and sasquatch alike

hippie: hey sasquatch can you pass me a spanorkfaknife, i need to eat some soup then my steak

sasquatch: sure dude, here you go

by Andy the Mexican Candy February 12, 2009

spnork

a spoon,knife,fork also see spork its a combination of the three

it is used for eating or killing people

wow thats a cool spnork

that was a nice kill with that spnork there was alot of blood

by jacob thomas June 27, 2006

Spanork

The Spanork is a combo between the Fork,spoon, and Knife.
The Spanork is use when you are eating something then have to switch utensils. This is used for BoyScouts, Hikers, BackPackers, and another outdoors men and or women.

Dennis: What is this?
Chris: I don't know,but i can drink soup and eat my steak
John: Well come on its a Spanork

Man1:Hey did you pack the utensils
Women1:no of course not I just grabbed 2 Spanorks to save space.

by Jr.JDubs May 9, 2011

Spnorkiskulaieve

a combination of Spoon, knife, fork, whisk, spatula, sieve. used to beat anyone who call you a spork!

you're a Spnorkiskulaieve!!" "IWIN

by free blowjobs November 7, 2010

spanorking

The act of stabbing somebody with a spork

He was injured in a Spanorking incident when he tried to touch/take my food

by runstealshoot October 10, 2019

Spkork

It is the combination of a spoon, a fork and and knife however the knife is not referred to as a blade. As it's the knife's time to shine and the K is not going to remain silent anymore

"Pass me the spkork please Stedman"

by Seswahze December 6, 2015