Spritzy 

totally hyper, bubble, and spunky. Cant sit still. Excited. feeling of laughter and jubilee...like you have carbonation in your soul!

Oh my goodness! im feeling really spritzy today, i cant sit still and feel all giggly! whats wrong with me?!

Spritzy by jbtonti November 7, 2010

Spritzy 

when a drink that’s carbonated is so fizzy that it tastes spicy

broooo this fuckin drink is spritzyy it burns my mouth

Spritzy by the baller69420 August 17, 2018

Spritzy 

One who prefers ridiculous collegiate-escapade sit coms (such as "Big Bang Theory") to hilarious relationship-related folly-based sit coms (such as "How I Met Your Mother").

Guy 1: Dude, I would much rather watch Big Bang Theory than HIMYM. It is just a better show.
Guy 2: Bro, you are such a spritzy.

Spritzy by Robbs Barbro December 20, 2008

Spritzy 

When a fart peppers your underwear like shotgun blast

Oops i may have made a spritzy

Spritzy by Paul Merr November 5, 2018

Spritzy 

Spritzy is someone no one likes, and is similar to Liam.

Spritzy is as annoying as Liam.

Spritzy by wryzex_ December 11, 2021

Ditzy Spritzy

When you tie your dick up into a pretzel

Pravarsh doing the "Ditzy Spritzy" in the school bathroom

Ditzy Spritzy by Braden Fortson July 27, 2024

Grape Spritzer 

A drink created by a black stripper shoving a squirt bottle of Deer Park water directly into her pussy and then shooting it back out like a water fountain. The correct way to drink a Grape Spritzer is to get your head in close to the pussy and start lapping, like a dog over a sprinkler.

Hey man, let's get Shanice and her friend Indigo back over here and get another Grape Spritzer.

Grape Spritzer by Kyle Crawford January 2, 2008