spillane 

Long thin limpy lanky

The basketball player was very spillane.

spillane by Chang Winning May 3, 2008

spillane 

preferably irish likes to drink and wake up laying next to a fat chick with no recolection of what had happened the prior night is a good friend....liquior+female spillane="derek derek derek derek" another term for a spillane is anything from whale to alcoholic to manwhore to jungle fever guitar player adventure seeker just remember to never be silly wrap your willy with a spillane side effects may include:

blindness

trouble breathing
being drunk

taking lots of pictures
spillane+denora+kovacevich=the most badass mothauckas on this planet

i cant beleive you had a spillane last night

spillane by muahahhaaha January 25, 2011

spillane 

To be into younger dental students when you are clearly 50

Who Ben? That guy is such a spillane!

spillane by Tillbd5 September 29, 2021

Spillane 

a fleshlight closely resembling a female woman; a realistic sex doll. Often given names like "Chelsea" for added realness. These adult toys are generally short and petite for easy use, with long blonde hair for steady riding. This human-like toy is pliable and eqipped with a gaping mouth, life-like vagina and asshole. A Spillane can usually be found in secret backrooms of dive bars and at parties, where paying patrons, usually in groups, fuck and ejaculate into/onto the designated holes

Man1: Hey, did you guys want to check out that new bar in town? I hear they just installed a Spillane in the dark room!
Man2: oh hell yeah, I heard the toy is so realistic they gave it the name "Chelsea"

Spillane by anonymous April 13, 2024

Greg Spillane 

Famous war criminal Greg Spillane commited suicide on the 17th of May, 2006. He chose to take his own life rather than being gunned down by the police in an abandoned mall in Reno. He had abandoned his wife and daughter in a motel the night before to "save them from who i became".

Sometimes im afraid Greg Spillane ghost stays with us

Greg Spillane by big boy grog January 14, 2019

Megan Spillane 

THE HOTTEST LITTLE MAMA EAST OF THE MISSISSIPPI

"DAMN MEGAN SPILLANE GOT A FAT ASS!"

Megan Spillane by FUNGIONS December 28, 2021

Johnny Spillane 

A burnout athlete at a sub-professional or non-mainstream sport that lives in the past. Such athletes will usually stick to their hometown to hang onto their local fame that shrinks exponentially each day from their self-perceived historic career. Name recognition is almost nonexistant outside of their hometown as they were barely relevant during their peak for a sport that 99.999999999999999% of the world doesn't follow.

Oh Clint? Yeah, he's a Johnny Spillane, the guy threw a touchdown pass once in a playoff game in middle school. He still offers autographs at the King Scoopers to the bag boys.

Uncle Rico, yeah, he's a Johnny Spillane, he's constantly working on his tryout tape.

Johnny Spillane by Eric Frenzel July 17, 2022