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Spidoodler 

It's what you call a spider when you're being silly.
Nobody:
Someone: This spidoodler climbed into my keyboard, and made me paranoid enough to remove every key looking for it.
Spidoodler by Don't Exist March 13, 2020
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skidaddle skidoodle your dick is now a noodle 

When a magician casts this spell on you you’re fucked m9
SKIDADDLE SKIDOODLE YOUR DICK IS NOW A NOODLE

Spindoodlegooster 

A person who smokes an insane amount of meth- this person has lost all sense of reality and morality. They would probably do something like fight shadow monsters in their attic.

Or it can be used as a verb-
to be spindoodlegoostered

This word was created by Rambo
Damn did you see Aldo- he's such a spindoodlegooster.

Damn that crackhead's all spindoodlegoostered- he should probably eat a sandwich.
Spindoodlegooster by Morizz November 12, 2006

skidaddle skidoodle 

YOUR DICK IS NOW A NOODLEEEEEE

*NFL music*
Good meme
Skidaddle skidoodle your dick is now a noodle.
skidaddle skidoodle by metalman2009 November 30, 2017

Skadoodler 

A person who has taken far too many doses of the drug MDMA (Ecstasy).
This skadoodler at that Bassnector show last night woke up this morning with a dirty rubber hanging out of his ass.
Skadoodler by Buttermilk_Biscuits October 13, 2010

Shidoodled 

Shidoodled is another word for shat (defacated) yourself. Pooped yourself, sharted, shit ya dacks, etc.
Her: "I just super-daddy'd my pants!"
Me: "What?"
Her: "Shidoodled!... I shit my pants I think."
Me: "You don't have pants on."
Her: "Oh-hohoho!"
Shidoodled by sss1600 February 18, 2023
A game played while driving a car. The driver and passenger compete in spotting a car with one headlight missing or broken. The objective is to be the first to spot the car, then say the word spadoodle as fast as you can, remember, its a competition. Its customary to hit the losers arm as a punishment and as marking of a score. The passenger has a distinct advantage in being able to scan left to right. DISCLAIMER: NOT WISE FOR DRIVER TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO GAME, eyes on the road :)
"Spadoodle" said Thomas as he eblowed Kimberleys arm. The point was his. again!
Spadoodle by Bertha Keith February 9, 2010
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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