a period of time when emails, phone calls or any other work functions are missed or delayed due to a massive spider being present in the workplace.
We apologize for the delay in processing your order, our office was in spidertime from 8am until 10am
by t4tt00 April 16, 2011
Get the spidertime mug.n. or v. Spidermining is when you let loose an especially noxious silent-but-deadly in the aisle of a store, then hurry away so that nobody who enters the aisle can tell that you were the one that dealt it. Named after an invisible weapon in StarCraft that is dropped from vechiles and explodes on impact with an unsuspecting unit that runs over it.
"You may want to stay away from hair care section. I just dropped a couple of spidermines over there!"
by flm February 19, 2006
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(n) A small arachnid creature who infiltrates fully sized watermelons and lives in them for long periods of time.
Facts:
-Only one eye is seen from the outside of a spidermelon.
-Spidermelons are extremely aggressive and have been known to steal dogs and small children from yards bordering inhabited woods.
-A spidermelon has never been seen outside of its melon. Some scientist believe that the melon is actually grows with, and is a part of the spidermelons body.
Facts:
-Only one eye is seen from the outside of a spidermelon.
-Spidermelons are extremely aggressive and have been known to steal dogs and small children from yards bordering inhabited woods.
-A spidermelon has never been seen outside of its melon. Some scientist believe that the melon is actually grows with, and is a part of the spidermelons body.
The spidermelon was perched in the tree, waiting to attack the wounded leopard.
The snow owl stood no chance against the spidermelon's keen agility and wit.
If only I had watched him closer, we might still have Samuel with us... damn the spidermelon's, ...damn them.
The snow owl stood no chance against the spidermelon's keen agility and wit.
If only I had watched him closer, we might still have Samuel with us... damn the spidermelon's, ...damn them.
by Scurvy Leper March 26, 2009
Get the Spidermelon mug.Double piercings usually on the bottom lip, side by side (one right next to the either). Can be either on the center, right or left side. Studs, Retainers or Captive Hoops can be used.
A : "I got my lip pierced today!"
B : "Oh really what did you do?"
A : "I got SpiderBites!"
B : "Like... SnakeBites?"
A : "No no. they're side by side"
B : "Oh really what did you do?"
A : "I got SpiderBites!"
B : "Like... SnakeBites?"
A : "No no. they're side by side"
by Afterrhythmia March 15, 2009
Get the Spiderbites mug.Exercises that counteract vericose veins. Often done by older women who have vericose vein disease. Spidercises are easy to do and anyone can do it, even if you don't have vericose. This workout is one of many invented by Beatrice "Gunny Granny" Middleton. Spidercises are spooky sweet. So, if you old ladies have veins that are sore to your eyes, why not reduce them with some Spidercise!
Beatrice: Oh no, darn vericose veins again! They're getting to me, honey. Its time for my Spidercise.
Bryant: Spidercise? What's that? Is this some sort of crazy granny workout I don't know about?
Beatrice: Sure! Its a set of exercises that shrink Spider Veins. (she puts her hand on her spiders) You see? You massage the muscles around your spider veins with several different motions. And that shrinks them.
Morris: Does it really work? Could I try it, too? There's a vein in my wrist that shows up pretty far.
Beatrice: Sure, sweetheart. (she puts her hand on Morris' inner wrist) You just press and release and then you press again. Do you feel it burn?
Morris: Oh yeah, that burns all right. Its working, Momma.
Midge: Here, let me into this. I've got a weak vein in my arm.
Beatrice: Well, just pump up and down on it. That will stretch it. I tell you, Spidercises work! If you're an old Gunny Granny like me, they tone those veins right up! They rock!
Bryant: Spidercise? What's that? Is this some sort of crazy granny workout I don't know about?
Beatrice: Sure! Its a set of exercises that shrink Spider Veins. (she puts her hand on her spiders) You see? You massage the muscles around your spider veins with several different motions. And that shrinks them.
Morris: Does it really work? Could I try it, too? There's a vein in my wrist that shows up pretty far.
Beatrice: Sure, sweetheart. (she puts her hand on Morris' inner wrist) You just press and release and then you press again. Do you feel it burn?
Morris: Oh yeah, that burns all right. Its working, Momma.
Midge: Here, let me into this. I've got a weak vein in my arm.
Beatrice: Well, just pump up and down on it. That will stretch it. I tell you, Spidercises work! If you're an old Gunny Granny like me, they tone those veins right up! They rock!
by Dusty's Baby Powder December 27, 2011
Get the Spidercise mug." OMG look theres spidertiff... LETS all get the FK outa here.. shes crazy!.. she'll spidergirl us whores! "
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( A girl thats dressed as spiderman & does exactly the same as him . her name is tiffany )
P.S She's about to throw her phone out the window!
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( A girl thats dressed as spiderman & does exactly the same as him . her name is tiffany )
P.S She's about to throw her phone out the window!
by sytex February 2, 2008
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