spiderfood

Male genitalia.

"I thought the quality of your photography to be excellent, Mr. Moore; however, compositionally, male nudes are problematic, as it is hard to draw the viewer's attention away from the spiderfood."

by zenorabariella March 30, 2010

Spiderpoop

The act of straddling over another's body that is sitting on the toilet while both people defecate into the toilet and gaze into each-others eyes. The act is supposed to look like spider legs hanging from a toilet thus giving it the name spiderpoop.

Guy: Hey, lets do something neat.
Other Guy: I know, lets spiderpoop.
Guy: That sounds groovy man.

Dude: I just spiderpooped your Mom last night.

by The Heatmeiser January 11, 2012

spidernoid

when one is paranoid about being approached by an unwelcomed 8 legged creature, usually known as a spider.

im so spidernoid right now!

by parrlr01 May 12, 2011

SpiderPool

The shipping between the two Marvel characters Spiderman and Deadpool.
(Also affectionately called SpideyPool)

"OMG, SpiderPool is SO my OTP!"
"Hey, did you get that SpiderPool art I sent you?"
"I'm not sure how I feel about SpideyPool . . . I like IronSpidey better"

by ShippingNut.net May 17, 2017

spiderpool

Spiderman and deadpool doing the nasty

"Deadpool is straight right ?"
"Hell no" "he's butt fuckin spiderman in that spiderpool art"

by Cartoon kid July 15, 2016

Spider Food Obsession

The inability to control ones urge to purchase Power Scrolls on Ultima Online Forever no matter how small the quantity.

Sniffles went 5 hours out of his way to buy 1 Powerscroll last night. That guy has major Spider food obsession. He isn’t even good at the game.

by Clars800 February 23, 2021

Spiderpool is Gay

Yes Spiderpool is gay he likes looking at children at the pool little boys

Yes Spiderpool is gay he likes little boys and he looks at them

by Christopher Braxton October 9, 2022