Spider-manning 

When you can sense something wrong has occurred or is about to occur. You sense danger is approaching and you have a physical reaction to the impending danger.

"The hairs on the back of my head are spider-manning because I know that guy is going to cause trouble."
"My brain is spider-manning. Something bad is about to happen"

Spider-manning by Rummblestrips January 6, 2013

Spider-Manning 

When you nut on your hand and slap a girls ass or any other part of her body so the cum resembles a web

Man I really did love Spider-Manning my mom last night she was sooo mad but she couldn’t see

Spider-Manning by stinkyYOSHI6336 March 18, 2019

spider-manning 

verb. when a man or a woman is so drunk that they need to use the wall to get across the room and keep from falling over. It only becomes 'spider-manning' when the person places both hands on the wall and shuffles their way across, like when Spider-Man crawls along walls.

Person 1: Lot of drunk people at this party, right?
Person 2: Seriously, that girl is so drunk she's 'spider-manning' it to get herself across the room.

spider-manning by Geo from SJ February 18, 2010

Spider-Manning 

When Mr. Coughlin jerks off onto random walls.

"God damn it, Mr. Coughlin is Spider-manning all over the walls at the children's hospital."

Spider-Manning by Larry_Smith Ridgeview September 16, 2017

Spider-maning it

When your girl uses your penis in a way to simulate the way spider-man swings building to building.

Tony: "Yea dude we were having a great time until she started Spider-Maning it."
Sam: "Damn dude, I hope that heals up well."

Spider-maning it by Gaybuttsex April 5, 2025

spidermanning 

To do your girl doggy so she cant see you then pull out just before cumming and cum in your hand, call your girls name then unleash your jiz onto her face in the same way spiderman spins a web.

I enjoyed spidermanning your wife last night, she seemed as surpised as you do right now.

spidermanning by SteveC74 September 26, 2006

spidermaning 

when a man pulls out and ejaculates on his hand, then throws it at the womans face like a spider web.

(can't think of example for spidermaning)

spidermaning by Labac January 15, 2009