spider pee 

Similar to the visual of a "spider swing" (which is executed when two individuals sit facing each other on a swing so that their legs cross), spider pee occurs when a girl sits on a toilet, spreads her legs, and a pees, while a guy pees downward between her legs into the same toilet. The legs recreate those of a spider's on either side of the body, and it represents a form of ultimate love between two individuals. But spider poo crosses the line so don't do that you nasty ho.

If you really loved me, you'd spider pee with me regardless of the risks.

spider pee by Dark Rabbit October 2, 2013

spider pee 

Verb- One participant (usually a woman) sitting on the toilet urinating, while another participant (usually male) urinating between the first participant's legs into the toilet.

Johnny and Sara went into the bathroom to spider pee

spider pee by Jilzer November 22, 2013

Spider Pee 

When one person sits on top of another, chest to chest and interlocking legs, while on the toilet. The top individual pees through the bottoms legs. Similar to the past time of spidering on the swings at a playground.

"Hey Baby, will you please let me spider pee you this one time." - Husband
"I thought you'd never ask! it will be just like the good old days back on the playground, only dirtier...." -Wife

Spider Pee by MrRogersSweater May 23, 2020

spiderbeemothsquito 

noun. an evil, inbred, crossbreed between a spider, bee, moth, and mosquito that loves raspberries. indigenous to south eastern massachusetts, more specifically, Kamp Crazy Kevin.

when he tried to pick the wild raspberries, he was attacked en masse by the dreaded spiderbeemothsquito.

spiderbeemothsquito by muc1273 July 6, 2011

spiderweed 

weed that is smoked through a bong that has been sitting idle for so long that spiderwebs have been weaved along the shaft of the bong

man, that was some crazy spiderweed

spiderweed by spiderbitch February 3, 2010

Spiderpenis 

The term describes a state in which the penis becomes severely swollen and red after being bitten by a spider. It is usually accompanied by an uncomfortable itching sensation that, when taken care of, only worsens one's situation. Remedies are unknown, good luck.

Guy 1: What the hell! I think I have spiderpenis...
Guy 2: Woah, stay away from me! I dont want to catch it.
Guy 1: Its not contagious you dillhole. A spider bit my dick.

Spiderpenis by Down wit tha O.S.P. July 26, 2009

Peehole spiders 

Peehole spiders ase usually cuased by an outbreak of spiders in the peehole.

The only known treatment for peehole spiders is once daily Arachnocil

Arachnocil attack peehole spiders at the source, the peehole

Peehole spiders by Chance C May 21, 2007