MrRogersSweater's definitions

Trump Dump

That shit of the day, that makes you feel like the most powerful person in the universe.

After a long day of work I got home and took a massive Trump Dump. God Bless America!

by MrRogersSweater December 3, 2021

commercial aggression

To get very upset and on edge from watching the same commercial multiple times. In many cases you start to hate the actors in the commercials personally.

I can’t stand watching Hulu anymore, liberty mutual is giving me commercial aggression!

by MrRogersSweater July 11, 2021

Jafeel

To mean that you understand what someone means, in any culture.

Lenore asked, “ Hey that carpet feels real good right about now, Jafeel?”
“Yeah Brah, it does feel pretty nice.” Said Trey.

by MrRogersSweater June 6, 2020

Spider Pee

When one person sits on top of another, chest to chest and interlocking legs, while on the toilet. The top individual pees through the bottoms legs. Similar to the past time of spidering on the swings at a playground.

"Hey Baby, will you please let me spider pee you this one time." - Husband
"I thought you'd never ask! it will be just like the good old days back on the playground, only dirtier...." -Wife

by MrRogersSweater May 23, 2020

Fallon Hair

To have crazy ass hair , but it looks good. Just like the legend, Jimmy Fallon.

When I walked in the office Monday morning, Sundance Immediately commented, “Damn Treyvoññ, you got some fresh Fallon Hair.”

by MrRogersSweater December 20, 2019

Disknow

To not know what the person you are listening to is talking about.

I was helping my wife Lenore with the dishes, but when she started talking about how to properly clean spoons, I literally disknow what the fuck she’s talking about.

by MrRogersSweater November 22, 2019

Ratimal

When your pet reminds you of a rat or rat like creature. Mainly relates to dog owners or anything rat resembling.

As I walked into my lonely apartment, the scurrying of my 2 ratimals made me smile.

by MrRogersSweater March 13, 2019