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a big ass sparkly liquid space deer galaxy fluffy thing that is birthed from a star and clings to one person (including their descendants) for some fucking reason probably because they’re lonely as shit

They can also lives for billions of years depending on their size cause they’re sad as fuck

Fur also makes rlly good cocktails
“My fucking Spicolo wont leave me the fuck alone
spicolo by Pohasadumptruck September 24, 2021
Words you can keep
to describe any action where you smoke enough pot then order a pizza, especially if its at school during classtime
Were gunna spicoli at school today
spicoli by Brother Number One November 1, 2003

“The Spicoli”

The sexual act of smacking a morbidly obese woman’s ass and proceeding to ride the wave created by the fat rolls on her ass like legendary big wave surfer Jeff Spicoli.
Bro I was fucking this fat bitch and she asked me to do “the Spicoli” on her!
“The Spicoli” by john4567 October 2, 2021

Spicoli Stoked 

(Spih-coh-lee stoh-kt)
adjective, slang:

A heightened state of stoked only capable via channeling the spirit of The Great Jeff Spicoli. An almost zen-like enthusiastic or exhilarated state, with varying degrees of awareness of the dichotomy. Scholars maintain there is no level of stoked greater or bearing more gravitas than Spicoli Stoked.
Scott: What did you think of the Somewhere Back In Time Tour?

Charlie: Oh man, Maiden played so many songs I've always wanted to hear! Dude, they even recreated the '87 World Slavery Tour stage! I was Spicoli Stoked, bro!
Spicoli Stoked by Retard Yoke June 25, 2009

Spicooter 

When a woman's vagina is too dry for sexual activity that their partner needs to spit into it like a spittoon for natural lubrication.
Man, I hooked up with this really nice girl last night but she had a spicooter.
Spicooter by duckfart01 April 13, 2017

spiccolo 

any music instrument-playing individual of Latino/Chicano descent.
ay mayng, peep that spiccolo playin the piccolo on the subway. he ain't getting my change.
spiccolo by 69rockroad January 2, 2010
checkerd vans slip ons. because sipoli wore only those in fast tiem at richmont high.
"hey when did u get those spicoli's?"
spicoli by jenny April 24, 2005
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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