Sphinctacular

An anus that is extremely tight and grips any object inserted into it.

My mistresses ass is sphinctacular compared to my wife's gape.

by Woodbilly July 20, 2012

sphinctacular

A major league fuck-up of epic proportions. Something so glaringly shitty, it could only have popped out of a giant, smelly asshole. Very close to craptastic in meaning, though of a stronger nature.

"Well George, this war has certainly become a sphinctacular success. Helluva job, old boy!"

by Iggy Pup June 1, 2007

spictacular

The quality of a person who is very suave, spectacular, and mexican.

Juanda: "Oh, gurl, look at David Lang over there, oooh damn he is lookin mighty fine!"
Juanita: " Oh yeah gurl, I heard that he hooked up with Chenigra last night, he is so spictacular!"

by Nigga Jon January 21, 2005

spictacular

adj. A word used to show weather conditions that would cause one to want to mow one's lawn.

It's a spictacular day today.
or
I couldn't resist mowing my lawn because it was such a spictacular day.

by The Dredd Pirate Roberts March 6, 2005

spictacular

An over-acheiveing hispanic person.

That zorro could fight crime, kill bad guy, and get the girl a tthe end, plus he was mexican... he is fucking spictacular.

by alix gross December 27, 2005

spictacular

an adjative for latin decorating

That 85 cutass ciera with 24" rims is spictacular

by chagovatoloco October 29, 2006

Spictacular

When a Mexican does something spectacular , something amazing.

Did you see that Mexicans lowrider , yes I did and I thought it was spictacular

by [e-mail] April 3, 2017