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spermhoarder 

1 n. A person (usually male) who is not prepared to spill their seed in any way shape or form.

also

a sperm-bank robber
Eric is a spermhoarder.
spermhoarder by boristagg November 26, 2007
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spermherder 

One who is of a slutty nature and enjoys the presence of sperm in on or around their persons.
My ex is a spermherder was always taken what she could get whereever it was from.
spermherder by Brandon9001 October 3, 2006

Spermdozer 

A guy that ejaculates for no apparent reason at night.
Guy 1: Dude, i woke up and my boxers were sticky.
Guy 2: Dude, sounds like you're a Spermdozer.
Spermdozer by VaginaFucker69 February 5, 2012

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026