spermhower

To put sperm over someone's head as if mowing a lawn

That girl just got spermhowered!

by Kitty210 February 6, 2014

spermhoarder

1 n. A person (usually male) who is not prepared to spill their seed in any way shape or form.

also

a sperm-bank robber

Eric is a spermhoarder.

by boristagg November 26, 2007

spermherder

One who is of a slutty nature and enjoys the presence of sperm in on or around their persons.

My ex is a spermherder was always taken what she could get whereever it was from.

by Brandon9001 October 3, 2006

Spermdozer

A guy that ejaculates for no apparent reason at night.

Guy 1: Dude, i woke up and my boxers were sticky.
Guy 2: Dude, sounds like you're a Spermdozer.

by VaginaFucker69 February 5, 2012