Spermdozer

A guy that ejaculates for no apparent reason at night.

Guy 1: Dude, i woke up and my boxers were sticky.
Guy 2: Dude, sounds like you're a Spermdozer.

Spermdozer by VaginaFucker69 February 5, 2012

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spermdonor

when a father is not involved in their childs life AT ALL.

counselor:how do u feel about ur father?
child:hes a piece of shit? i dont claim him as my father hes more like a spermdonor.

spermdonor by ONLY CHILD September 27, 2006

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Related Words

Spermdozer • spermdose • spermhower

spermdose

Totally gay and has no friends .

‘Ok you see spermdose over there ?’
‘Yeah he gay ‘

spermdose by your_watching_disney_channel_ December 22, 2018

spermhower

To put sperm over someone's head as if mowing a lawn

That girl just got spermhowered!

spermhower by Kitty210 February 6, 2014

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spermdose

a shitty meme page

Guy1: ever heard of spermdose

Guy 2: yeah his memes SUCK!
Guy1: haha I know right

spermdose by NOT THE PLACE YOU WANT TO BE December 22, 2018

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Spermdodger

A woman who always ends up with cum in her ear

I had sex with this woman and when she got me off she turned her head, what a spermdodger

Spermdodger by obiwanbobi66 December 20, 2021

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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