spermboat 

A term for a used Kleenex that a male throws into a toilet and flushes it after masturbation.

"Guys, Jim has been at it again. Look at all the spermboats in the toilet."

spermboat by LES NONNY June 25, 2014

spermatorium

A person place or thing where incredible amounts of semen are stored (usu. misplaced, ejaculated).

Li'L Kim is a fucking spermatorium.

spermatorium by RM June 25, 2003

Spermatitis 

A condition where toxic sperm causes itching, dry skin or a rash on swollen, reddened skin directly around an orifice. In the southern hemisphere it may cause the skin to blister, ooze, crust or flake of. Which is also worth noting that these flakes are a valid source of nutrition in many developing 3rd world nations.

No homo bro, is there something stronger than head & shoulders for my spermatitis?

Spermatitis by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

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Spermatozoan

Spermatozoan is just a fancy word for Sperm which are the reproductive cells contained within the Semen that a man ejaculates when having sexual intercourse with a woman thus leading to fertilization of said women which ends up in the absolute Fuckery that is birth, so now we are all doomed to the fate of existence and Fortnite.

We were all Spermatozoan at some point but now we are just fucked!

Spermatozoan by Disturbed Aardvark September 26, 2018

Spermeate 

The act of swallowing the sperm that is normally ejaculated into the mouth of another male, however, it is not necessary to ejaculate it directly into his mouth as some prefer to swallow it after the sperm makes contact elsewhere.

Also can be used as a punchline to most male gay jokes.

I watched gay porn On luckybaileytv so i could see my exboyfoe spermeate with a pretty man.

Spermeate by lucky bailey rocks September 12, 2018

spermhoarder 

1 n. A person (usually male) who is not prepared to spill their seed in any way shape or form.

also

a sperm-bank robber

Eric is a spermhoarder.

spermhoarder by boristagg November 26, 2007