Urban Dictionary: Definitions by badgerchap

Clunge

The collective noun for a group of Conservative MPs.

"A clunge of Tory MPs resigned from the cabinet today after it emerged that everybody hates them."

Clunge by badgerchap July 13, 2022

Merch

1. Affectionate term for the female genitals

2. Unwashed female genitals

Awwww, what a sweet and well groomed granny pocket!

Damn, stinks like granny pocket in here!

Merch

An expert in the topic of smegma, semen or other manly cock juices. Derived from the word smegma, meaning semen / male ejaculate.

That girl's choked down so much sperm, she's blatantly a smegmatologist!

Merch