badgerchap's definitions

smegmatologist

An expert in the topic of smegma, semen or other manly cock juices. Derived from the word smegma, meaning semen / male ejaculate.

That girl's choked down so much sperm, she's blatantly a smegmatologist!

by badgerchap April 18, 2010

granny pocket

1. Affectionate term for the female genitals

2. Unwashed female genitals

Awwww, what a sweet and well groomed granny pocket!

Damn, stinks like granny pocket in here!

by badgerchap May 11, 2016

Clunge

The collective noun for a group of Conservative MPs.

"A clunge of Tory MPs resigned from the cabinet today after it emerged that everybody hates them."

by badgerchap July 13, 2022