3 definitions by badgerchap

granny pocket

1. Affectionate term for the female genitals

2. Unwashed female genitals

Awwww, what a sweet and well groomed granny pocket!

Damn, stinks like granny pocket in here!

by badgerchap May 11, 2016

Clunge

The collective noun for a group of Conservative MPs.

"A clunge of Tory MPs resigned from the cabinet today after it emerged that everybody hates them."

by badgerchap July 13, 2022

smegmatologist

An expert in the topic of smegma, semen or other manly cock juices. Derived from the word smegma, meaning semen / male ejaculate.

That girl's choked down so much sperm, she's blatantly a smegmatologist!

by badgerchap April 12, 2010