speegeloaf 

n., adj. (speej-loaf)
1. An excessively large amount
2. Very impressive

1. "I just found a speegeloaf of cash in my wallet! Dude!"
2. "Dude, these sandwiches are the speegeloaf."

speegeloaf by Doc Smitty February 11, 2008

SpeedLoaf

An exceptionally large bowel movement made in extreme haste.

Federal agents were breaking down my door whilst I shat, therefore a speedloaf was required.

SpeedLoaf by GhostExodus July 18, 2009