spermwich 

a delicacy in many european countries. composed primaraly of male ejaculate between two pieces of rye bread. toppings like pubic hair and vaginal discharge are often used for flavor.

Hey Viki, would anything else on your spermwich?

spermwich by jtcjr13 July 29, 2009

Smegwich

A Smegwich is a sandwich containing smegma (the substance found under the foreskin on an unclean penis) as the filling.

Grandma loves smegwiches, she says it is high in protein.

Smegwich by Ol Meanings January 2, 2023

spedwich

a special education sandwich, usually given to someone doing something very retarded.

Ididoth: whats wrong with that middy kid? i think hes trying to dance. Middy: spprlllyyyuuuurrrgh Ididoth: quick someone get this kid a spedwich

spedwich by blooddidthis June 8, 2010

spenkwich 

A boob like human whose face resembles that of an unfortunate foot. Spenkwiches often will make crude sexual passes at male relatives.

Wow did hear Spenkwich say “mmmmm Skeepenkwick’s ass cheeks”

Spenkwich gets crusty for Jesus

spenkwich by Fingaboi1996 August 21, 2023