MiSFiT9083's definitions

speeder wiener

When some guy does so much speed or coke his penis losses blood flow and shrinks down a lot till they come down.

TM is such a bitch tammy went to fuck him but his dick was only a speeder wiener pencil nub. LMAO lets go tell him its permanent.

by MiSFiT9083 October 17, 2015

Shitpire

When a wannabe vampire is so gross and/or lame they get even less respect than a person who acts like a twilight shinny vampire or acts out being a vampire in a disgusting or overboard way mostly word play online games or role play.

Nikita is such a shitpire; it has only taken 7 years to go from eating K.J.V. foot scabs to sucking on possibly infected sores on I.N. and Skype; I have never been so glad to be a Lycan.

by MiSFiT9083 June 16, 2018