special cream 

Slang for cum.

I will swallow the special cream.

special cream by Misses Sexy Ass Nigger May 7, 2016

banana cream special

The banana cream special can be performed either to one's partner or one's lonely self. The act is performed by cutting off the end of a banana (the non-stalk side), shoving this end into his/her/your orifice, and squeezing the mushy insides of the banana completely out of the peel. When the peel is quickly and forcefully extracted, all that remains in the hole is a moist clump of banana mush. It's up to the receiver when and how to remove it from said hole.

Dan: How'd your night go with that chick you brought home?
Brian: Ehhh...it started slow, but that mean banana cream special I gave her really capped off the night!

banana cream special by SAdawgs October 31, 2009

The Fig and Cream Special 

The act of eating a mixture of sperm and a Fig Newton or other fig product in various ways.

Lil boligrapho ate The Fig and Cream Special off of her back

The Fig and Cream Special by The bocc March 7, 2018

mudpie cream special 

When a Girl shits, smears it onto her pussy, ejaculates onto it then a guy eats it. Works better when the person has to eat it has no knowledge of it's distribution and while the person is blindfolded.

Jenny gave her husband a mudpie cream special without his knowledge and while he was blindfolded. The guy threw up violently

mudpie cream special by xanderisatrannywholikescock October 25, 2018

creampie special 

when you order at HD BURGER ask for the special menu and say" lemme get the creampie special" then they will repeatedly fuck you in the ass and cut your head off after they are done

lets get a creampie special at hd blood

creampie special by shlonggodbertram May 24, 2018