sparkload
(n.) An amount of data that exceeds the processing power of a single user's computer and thus needs to be processed by a distributive data processing engine such as Spark.
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sparklative
The way tipsy Jan, a guitarist from the band Joker Out, says sparkly in their Welcome to the Backstage - UK Tour vlog
Why this has been so has beeven sparkling? Sparklive? Sparklative? Why is this so sparklative? Is there has been a reason why this is so sparkling? Why has this has beeven sparkling? Has why this been so sparkling, Nace? Why have has beeven this sparkling?
- Jan Peteh
- Jan Peteh
sparklative by jobabyboo August 17, 2023
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sparkledog
Sparkledog is a term for an animal character, popularly a wolf or dog, which has unnatural colors, strange, usually clashy markings, lots of fluff and often a large amount of accessoiries like piercings, bandanas and collars, which it could not possibly apply to itself since it has no thumbs.
Usually used as a Fursona, they generally tend to have human intelligence and personality, although they are pretty much always quadrupedal.
Most have a backstory, which is usually rather complicated. A commonly used backstory is that the creature is an escaped lab animal. A style of backstory which is often used to explain its less realistic traits.
Sparkledogs tend to be drawn in a fuzzy and long-legged style, they usually do not closely resemble real dogs and may have additions like human hairstyles, retractable claws or wings.
There are generally two kinds of sparkledog: one kind is usually black or dull tones, evil or emo and has lots of spiked or 'gothy' items and usually a hairstyle which covers one or both eyes.
The other kind is more colorful, often incorporating rainbow colors in their design and commonly of magical origins. Those tend to be rather happy-go-lucky.
The term is generally used in a derogatory sense, since sparkledogs are often seen as trying too hard to be original. It can be misspelled for effect. If the animal is not a wolf or dog it can either be called a sparkleanimal, or 'dog' can be replaced by whatever species it is.
Usually used as a Fursona, they generally tend to have human intelligence and personality, although they are pretty much always quadrupedal.
Most have a backstory, which is usually rather complicated. A commonly used backstory is that the creature is an escaped lab animal. A style of backstory which is often used to explain its less realistic traits.
Sparkledogs tend to be drawn in a fuzzy and long-legged style, they usually do not closely resemble real dogs and may have additions like human hairstyles, retractable claws or wings.
There are generally two kinds of sparkledog: one kind is usually black or dull tones, evil or emo and has lots of spiked or 'gothy' items and usually a hairstyle which covers one or both eyes.
The other kind is more colorful, often incorporating rainbow colors in their design and commonly of magical origins. Those tend to be rather happy-go-lucky.
The term is generally used in a derogatory sense, since sparkledogs are often seen as trying too hard to be original. It can be misspelled for effect. If the animal is not a wolf or dog it can either be called a sparkleanimal, or 'dog' can be replaced by whatever species it is.
sparkledog by Griffinsong March 8, 2009
Shartload
Guy1: hello friend, would you like to go to the cinema tonight?
Guy2: no, i am very sorry. i have a shartload of work to do tonight for my seminar tomorrow
Guy2: no, i am very sorry. i have a shartload of work to do tonight for my seminar tomorrow
Shartload by iridefattwins January 21, 2010
sparkolators
another name for SPARK PLUGS , Derek from Vice Grip Garage has awesome names for various car parts, that make more sense than the originals
it's time to remove the sparkolators and check if it's running rich or lean. i didn't buy any because they weren't on sale
sparkolators by fartiscrubs April 14, 2021
Sparkled
Sparkled by NickPhototropic October 5, 2005
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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