sparkload 

(n.) An amount of data that exceeds the processing power of a single user's computer and thus needs to be processed by a distributive data processing engine such as Spark.

Santa could easily run through the nice list using his laptop, but the naughty list contained a sparkload of entries.

sparkload by OgreKev December 20, 2019

sparklative 

The way tipsy Jan, a guitarist from the band Joker Out, says sparkly in their Welcome to the Backstage - UK Tour vlog

Why this has been so has beeven sparkling? Sparklive? Sparklative? Why is this so sparklative? Is there has been a reason why this is so sparkling? Why has this has beeven sparkling? Has why this been so sparkling, Nace? Why have has beeven this sparkling?
- Jan Peteh

sparklative by jobabyboo August 17, 2023

sparkledog 

Sparkledog is a term for an animal character, popularly a wolf or dog, which has unnatural colors, strange, usually clashy markings, lots of fluff and often a large amount of accessoiries like piercings, bandanas and collars, which it could not possibly apply to itself since it has no thumbs.

Usually used as a Fursona, they generally tend to have human intelligence and personality, although they are pretty much always quadrupedal.

Most have a backstory, which is usually rather complicated. A commonly used backstory is that the creature is an escaped lab animal. A style of backstory which is often used to explain its less realistic traits.

Sparkledogs tend to be drawn in a fuzzy and long-legged style, they usually do not closely resemble real dogs and may have additions like human hairstyles, retractable claws or wings.

There are generally two kinds of sparkledog: one kind is usually black or dull tones, evil or emo and has lots of spiked or 'gothy' items and usually a hairstyle which covers one or both eyes.
The other kind is more colorful, often incorporating rainbow colors in their design and commonly of magical origins. Those tend to be rather happy-go-lucky.

The term is generally used in a derogatory sense, since sparkledogs are often seen as trying too hard to be original. It can be misspelled for effect. If the animal is not a wolf or dog it can either be called a sparkleanimal, or 'dog' can be replaced by whatever species it is.

Someone just requested me to draw a sparkledog.

sparkledog by Griffinsong March 8, 2009

Shartload 

not quite a shit load but more than a handfull. you know, a shartload.

Guy1: hello friend, would you like to go to the cinema tonight?
Guy2: no, i am very sorry. i have a shartload of work to do tonight for my seminar tomorrow

Shartload by iridefattwins January 21, 2010

sparkolators 

another name for SPARK PLUGS , Derek from Vice Grip Garage has awesome names for various car parts, that make more sense than the originals

it's time to remove the sparkolators and check if it's running rich or lean. i didn't buy any because they weren't on sale

sparkolators by fartiscrubs April 14, 2021

Sparkled 

Means to be off your head on some drug, in a happy, trippy way, not in a negative way.

"I went to cotch at me mates with some draw and ended walking home proper sparkled"

Sparkled by NickPhototropic October 5, 2005

sparkled 

It means "Off your face", basically.

"What time did you wake up?"

'I haven't been to bed yet'

"Are you not Sparkled?!"

sparkled by Mikkeh July 11, 2007