(n.) An amount of data that exceeds the processing power of a single user's computer and thus needs to be processed by a distributive data processing engine such as Spark.
Santa could easily run through the nice list using his laptop, but the naughty list contained a sparkload of entries.
by OgreKev December 20, 2019
by OgreKev April 25, 2016
(alt. Spaßhole) - noun. A person who thinks their constant use of pranks, practical jokes, mimicry, and/or off-color jokes are funny and enjoyable by others, but still is really just being an asshole.
(From the German "Spaß!"/"Spass!" meaning "fun" but used like "Kidding!", "JK!", "I got you!", etc.)
(NOT associated with the urban dictionary spass, despite its obvious need for a hole. Ew.)
(From the German "Spaß!"/"Spass!" meaning "fun" but used like "Kidding!", "JK!", "I got you!", etc.)
(NOT associated with the urban dictionary spass, despite its obvious need for a hole. Ew.)
Bob thinks he's so funny when he switches people's lunches in the office refrigerator. What a spasshole.
by OgreKev August 17, 2018
After surviving the onslaught of 2012, it still feels like "Call Me Maybe" will be stuck on continuous replay in my head for poopetuity.
by OgreKev April 25, 2016