Definitions by OgreKev

sparkload 

(n.) An amount of data that exceeds the processing power of a single user's computer and thus needs to be processed by a distributive data processing engine such as Spark.

Santa could easily run through the nice list using his laptop, but the naughty list contained a sparkload of entries.

sparkload by OgreKev December 20, 2019

Spasshole 

(alt. Spaßhole) - noun. A person who thinks their constant use of pranks, practical jokes, mimicry, and/or off-color jokes are funny and enjoyable by others, but still is really just being an asshole.

(From the German "Spaß!"/"Spass!" meaning "fun" but used like "Kidding!", "JK!", "I got you!", etc.)

(NOT associated with the urban dictionary spass, despite its obvious need for a hole. Ew.)

Bob thinks he's so funny when he switches people's lunches in the office refrigerator. What a spasshole.

Spasshole by OgreKev August 17, 2018

poopetual 

Adj. Crappy and never-ending.

Paying the minimums on your credit cards leaves you in poopetual debt.

poopetual by OgreKev May 30, 2016

Poopetuity

Noun. A state of crappiness that lasts forever or for an indefinite period of time. See: poopetual

After surviving the onslaught of 2012, it still feels like "Call Me Maybe" will be stuck on continuous replay in my head for poopetuity.

Poopetuity by OgreKev May 30, 2016