sparkload

(n.) An amount of data that exceeds the processing power of a single user's computer and thus needs to be processed by a distributive data processing engine such as Spark.
Santa could easily run through the nice list using his laptop, but the naughty list contained a sparkload of entries.
by OgreKev December 20, 2019
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poopetual

Adj. Crappy and never-ending.
Paying the minimums on your credit cards leaves you in poopetual debt.
by OgreKev April 25, 2016
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Spasshole

(alt. Spaßhole) - noun. A person who thinks their constant use of pranks, practical jokes, mimicry, and/or off-color jokes are funny and enjoyable by others, but still is really just being an asshole.

(From the German "Spaß!"/"Spass!" meaning "fun" but used like "Kidding!", "JK!", "I got you!", etc.)

(NOT associated with the urban dictionary spass, despite its obvious need for a hole. Ew.)
Bob thinks he's so funny when he switches people's lunches in the office refrigerator. What a spasshole.
by OgreKev August 17, 2018
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Poopetuity

Noun. A state of crappiness that lasts forever or for an indefinite period of time. See: poopetual
After surviving the onslaught of 2012, it still feels like "Call Me Maybe" will be stuck on continuous replay in my head for poopetuity.
by OgreKev April 25, 2016
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