Ill as fuck guy with mad crazy skills with the ladies. A true ladies man. He is skinny as a post, but has an arsinal of automatics down to twenty twos. fucker
Sparkie, is a DJ, presenter and perveyor of all things deep and spiritual. So called because SPARKIE is also a name of people called Mark..... i.e Mark "Sparkie" Tarling. Some say the most famous DJ you have never heard of, and 3rd on Google if you input Sparkie.
Usage:
"I gotta squat for a jiffy wiz in The Gran Manzana and I've been head sparkin’ ‘bout pounding that Coney fillet in a twee fire-in-the-hole.
The dewclaws are up. Ya wanna draft my flivver?
Bang the pipes by 5:00 or hold peace.”
Translation:
"I’ve got a layover in New York City and was thinking about getting a hotdog in a quaint restaurant.
I’m enthusiastic. Do you want to come along?
Call me by 5:00 or it will be too late."