A person who pretends to be intelligent, funny, attractive & cool, but is really something close to an uncultured swine.
I know what you are on about, I too have a large yacht & a fabulous selection of exotic females.
Shoosh Benson we all know you are a Spanzy.
Shoosh Benson we all know you are a Spanzy.
by Mr Raven June 25, 2014
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by famousdol December 2, 2017
Get the son of a spanky mug.When a lil man is trying to steal your girl; u then may proceed to smack said spazzy bastard as if you would to your wife
by Matt the preist May 6, 2018
Get the spazzy bastard mug.Your girl friend is passed out on the couch. Use her hand to jerk off. As a male you typically think about clean up. Keep jerking off and finish in her hand. Here is where you decide to either clean it up or grab a feather (Yankee Doodle) and tickle her nose so she splats your spunk on her face.
Today was laundry day, not only was I down to my last pair of socks but my girlfriend drank my last beer and is now passed out on the couch. Still mad my girl drank the last beer and reluctant to waste my last sock for clean up, I finished my tug in her had and gave her the Spanky Doodle Handy. Best believe she will wake up with more than sleepies in her eyes.
by Scubaubatch February 11, 2018
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Get the spanky dolittle mug.Pixie-sized dude that is a former drummer of the band The Bloodhound Gang. The other band members used to beat on him sometimes. He was also born with a hole in his heart so that gives him the pixie look. He smoked alot of pot and maybe still does today. His real name is Mike.
spanky-g is awesome, Daddy from the band wolfpac told my friend the last time he saw spanky-g he was djing.
by wetmuddydreads June 3, 2006
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