spankshui

The art of carefully positioning your office furniture and importantly your computer monitor, so that your back is never to the door, thus allowing people to accidentally walk in on you, mid spank.

Dude, I totally spankshui'ed my office so the old lady can't walk in on me spanking one out to Yasmine Bleeth again.

by The Black Knight IX January 18, 2011

Spankjuice

The juice that developes during a spanking.

Aww man! I just got spankjuice all over my face!

by perkriidan April 22, 2010

Spanksgiving

The holiday celebrated by men when when their wives or girlfriends are not home and they have the house to themselves.

Mike's wife will be at her sister's all day. Since nobody will be home, he's going to put on some porn and celebrate Spanksgiving!

by JohnK2374 January 6, 2008

Spanishiwa

A 4100+ master league Zerg player who created the now legendary "Ice Fisher" build.

Dude, I played this zerg last night who only made queens and infestors! I got Spanishiwa'd so hard!

by NickTheStick April 24, 2011

Spanishito

A language only the coolest of the cool people can speak. If you can speak it you can have power over everyone. Only the highest of the high can understand it.

Keirito: Do you likeito the moveito High Schoolito Musicalito 2?

Caitlynito: QWEh?

Keirito: Oh doito you notito speakito spanishito?

by Keirito July 22, 2018

spackshit

A term used to describe someone that has the intellectual capability similar to feces.

Oh my god Aaron stop being a spackshit and stop making among us jokes in June!

by Pentabagel June 29, 2021

Spanksgiving

The day before Thanksgiving in which you are very unthankful, so you spank everyone you see.

Philbert is celebrating spanksgiving this year so when he came down for breakfast in the morning, he gave his mom a big ol’ spank on her tush.

by MandM Productions November 28, 2019