spandix

The tight fitting spandex bike racer outfits those old guys wear to the coffee shop on Sundays.

"Damn man! Don't look up. There is a lot of spandix coming in."

Alternatively for your less well liked buddy, "Wow she is hot!". Friend looks up. "DAMN IT! I saw the Spandix full on!" Lol

by Leper Khan November 15, 2017

spandexual

Adj. -meaning to look sexy in spandex.

That woman jogging was extremely spandexual

by D1eseldawg1 January 23, 2016

tight like spandex

1.)Off-the-chain, rad, plush, legit, amazing, cool, et cetera.
2.) Really close friends

1.) Dude, look at that sweet ride, its tight like spandex
2.) Me and Katie are tight like spandex

by veronicalovin August 29, 2009

Spandex Serious

A bicyclist who is extremely enthusiastic about the sport, purchasing all of the necessary clothing and gear, which includes spandex shorts and bike jerseys.

Those guys in the Tour De France are totally spandex serious.

by kidmelony August 16, 2012

Spandex

A type skintight elastic shorts usually worn by sports people, often seen on girls playing volleyball.

She worn very tight spandex shorts for volleyball practice.

by Nym September 21, 2005

Spandexy

When someone looks sexy in spandex .

She's looking real spandexy today!

by Hershey95 December 15, 2009

Spandicap

A person who can only be described as a spastic and mentally handicapped.

Look at that spandicap running around eating a pritt stick like it's a snow cone.

by Hearseespeak September 2, 2016