3 definitions by Leper Khan
"Damn man! Don't look up. There is a lot of spandix coming in."
Alternatively for your less well liked buddy, "Wow she is hot!". Friend looks up. "DAMN IT! I saw the Spandix full on!" Lol
Alternatively for your less well liked buddy, "Wow she is hot!". Friend looks up. "DAMN IT! I saw the Spandix full on!" Lol
by Leper Khan November 16, 2017
When you are a man and you have sex and a few hours later you have to pee bit the crusty jizz is blockng the way causing a sharp pain.
"Damn man I forgot to clean things off after I banged Sheila last night. Thought I peed glass for second."
"Dude, blue veined log jam... you always forget."
"Dude, blue veined log jam... you always forget."
by Leper Khan November 16, 2017
Like a blue veined log jam, it is when you forgot you banged that honey all night and then when you go to pee the next day the crusty leftovers block your tip and it hurts like a glass knife in the dick hole.
by Leper Khan November 16, 2017