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When something makes you wanna punch a baby in the head.
Damn, Your hair is spaggy
spaggy by YouMakeMeSpaggy December 29, 2007

spaggy tits 

Breasts that are undesirably saggy and spongy. Breasts usually resemble a sock with a tennis ball put in it and hung from the chest.
That ho best put her shit back on. Ain't nobody wanna see her spaggy tits on Girls Gone Wild.
spaggy tits by Bug-a-Boo July 26, 2004

spaggy tits 

tits that no one should ever touch because they are just plain nasty
i was about to have sex with this fine ass girl...she took off her shirt and she had the spaggiest tits ever
spaggy tits by Sean July 22, 2004

Shaggy Defense 

When someone is caught committing a crime (mainly one sexual in nature, but can refer to all crimes), with overwhelming evidence to prove they did it; in their defense, the culprit denies that they were the one caught doing the crime.

Derived from the Shaggy song "It Wasn't Me", which describes a man being caught having sex with another woman by his wife, and subsequently denying that it was him she actually saw.
When caught on video having sex with a 14 year old girl, R. Kelly employed the Shaggy Defense; he just denied that he was the one in the video.
Word of the Day on March 21, 2024

swaggy nerd 

An individual who enjoys learning and does not adhere to social norms, however, they carry themselves in a bold and confident manner. The person who does not fit the prototypical definition of "being cool", but is still a trend setter and doesn't care what other people think and goes against the grain.
He scored the highest test scores and he is still the strongest player on the football team, he is such a swaggy nerd.
swaggy nerd by Self Made Jade October 21, 2020
The god of every universe who is known for destroying planets by only using 1% of his power.
Interviewer: can you give us a example of 1% percent of your power.
Shaggy: remember planet Apollo

Interviewer: No

Shaggy: Exactly
Shaggy by Sickomode_or_MomBamba January 27, 2019
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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