spaggy 

When something goes wonky it is also said to be spaggy; usually used when referring to body parts

"Oh man his eye just went all spaggy!"

spaggy by mkaye March 1, 2009

spaggy 

When something makes you wanna punch a baby in the head.

Damn, Your hair is spaggy

spaggy by YouMakeMeSpaggy December 29, 2007

spaggy tits 

Breasts that are undesirably saggy and spongy. Breasts usually resemble a sock with a tennis ball put in it and hung from the chest.

That ho best put her shit back on. Ain't nobody wanna see her spaggy tits on Girls Gone Wild.

spaggy tits by Bug-a-Boo July 26, 2004

spaggy tits 

tits that no one should ever touch because they are just plain nasty

i was about to have sex with this fine ass girl...she took off her shirt and she had the spaggiest tits ever

spaggy tits by Sean July 22, 2004

Shaggy Defense 

When someone is caught committing a crime (mainly one sexual in nature, but can refer to all crimes), with overwhelming evidence to prove they did it; in their defense, the culprit denies that they were the one caught doing the crime.

Derived from the Shaggy song "It Wasn't Me", which describes a man being caught having sex with another woman by his wife, and subsequently denying that it was him she actually saw.

When caught on video having sex with a 14 year old girl, R. Kelly employed the Shaggy Defense; he just denied that he was the one in the video.

Shaggy Defense by runfromcheney May 20, 2010

swaggy nerd 

An individual who enjoys learning and does not adhere to social norms, however, they carry themselves in a bold and confident manner. The person who does not fit the prototypical definition of "being cool", but is still a trend setter and doesn't care what other people think and goes against the grain.

He scored the highest test scores and he is still the strongest player on the football team, he is such a swaggy nerd.

swaggy nerd by Self Made Jade October 21, 2020

Shaggy 

The god of every universe who is known for destroying planets by only using 1% of his power.

Interviewer: can you give us a example of 1% percent of your power.
Shaggy: remember planet Apollo

Interviewer: No

Shaggy: Exactly

Shaggy by Sickomode_or_MomBamba January 27, 2019