spagagle 

To pee with a boner without struggling at all to get rid of it; to just pee on the floor with a boner to get rid of it

"He had a boner before the play so he had to spagagle to deal with it"

spagagle by Ya Boi Jay.anti July 7, 2019

Spaggled

The state of being so incredibly drunk that you cease to be able to say anything other than the word "spaggle". Considered the ultimate level of feeling buzzed.

"Mate. I got sooo fucking spaggled on the weekend."

"Fellas. Session tonight. Let's get absolutely spaggled."

Spaggled by socialelitist666 December 22, 2016

spaggle 

Noun and Verb. To haggle until you spaff into the face of your hagglee.

In textbook cases follows the sequence: spaff, baff, haggle, spaggle

I've baffed and haggled but never spaggled. I don't think that would make me spaff

spaggle by spaggler April 30, 2004

Spaggle 

Short way to remember the 7 deadly sins. Keeps you centered on what is important in life.

Sloth
Pride
Anger
Greed
Gluttony
Lust
Envy

Dude, I want that milf bad bad, damn!

Spaggle!

Spaggle by Bukeye October 29, 2010

spaggle 

Someone who ain't quite with it. Or someone who did something very stupid.

Jack: "Did you hear Tyler delivered a chicken wing through my letter box at 2am?"
Eve: "Oh my God he's such a spaggle."

spaggle by cutelolpop October 7, 2018

Spagglegash 

A verb...to condradict one's own moral.

Person 1: I went out drinking last night.
Person 2: But your Mormon.
Person 1: So?
Person 2: STOP SPAGGLESGASHING!

spagglegash

Spagglegash by Gluey April 25, 2006

Spagagler 

A person who loves/enjoys to spagagler; to spagagle a stranger

"That little heccer is a spagagler"

Spagagler by Ya Boi Jay.anti July 7, 2019