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A dad who beats you with a pack of cigarettes

John: Hey, get on Skype.
Burphy: No, my Spack Daddy is giving me some shit with his packs right now.
John: Damn.. You didn't know?
Burphy: Nah man. Fuck you

spack daddy by Ass fuvker April 12, 2016

Words you can keep

smack daddy

another word for big daddy
person whos keepin it real
a friend
barack obama

(tyri)Yo leroy you see what jerome did?
(Leroy)Ya hes smack daddy

smack daddy by Slim thuggaAMF January 17, 2009

Related Words

spack daddy • space daddy • Snack Daddy • Spank Daddy • Sack Daddy • SHACK DADDY • smack daddy'd • smack daddy whack • spank daddy shop • SmackDaddy

Spank Daddy

A man that likes his girl's/wife'sass so much that he can't help but spank her booty when she bends over or walks by.

Spank Daddy likes my tush so much he gives me a smack every chance he gets.

Spank Daddy by oneluckyjinx May 21, 2009

space daddy

It's about high time someone said it so here goes

Space daddy is shiro from the reboot of the old voltron show

OMG HE'S MY DAD FROM SPACE....HE'S MY SPACE DADDY

space daddy by Sooooommedoooood February 25, 2017

Snack Daddy

a person who is willing to exchange sexual favors for snacks.

1. Kati S. is the most slammin' snack daddy I've ever banged.

2. Katie J. likes her snack daddies big and black.

3. Mount Holyoke girls love the snack daddies from Amherst.

Snack Daddy by SnackDaddyDos December 16, 2008

Snack Daddy

A male who is physically and sexually attractive that makes you want to call them daddy and eat like a snack

Damn Michael looked like a snack daddy last night.

Snack Daddy by liquorish August 8, 2020

Snack Daddy

A man who pays his women in snacks for sexual favors.

A man who has his nuts and asshole played with.

You see that Snack Daddy over there? Yeah, so? His ho had had a heart attack from all the donuts she was given.

Snack Daddy by billygoatjr September 11, 2011

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026