sootba

sootba is very cool and obsessed with eggs, also used to have many eggs most of them have died but beloved eggy is still here so its ok

sootba went for a walk

by kayden sootba September 10, 2021

Shotbar

A person that’s goofy or just unlikeable in the slightest way

Dawg that nigga Giyahni is a fucking shotbar he turn off my console mid game

by Northfac3 January 6, 2019

sootyagoot

an affectionate way to make fun and degrade your friends for doing or saying something stupid. usage can vary and is applicable to any scenario.

- Can you pass the salsa?
- It's hummus, you sootyagoot!

- How was that one question on the math test?
- Man, I was a sootyagoot, don't even bother asking

by Rubber Duckie! May 17, 2021

softballer

A girl, usually between ages 12 and 21, who is obsessed with softball. plays at least twice a week, often rejects invitations to hang out because of softball.

girl A: Hey wanna sleep over my house on friday night? theres gunna be mad weed and my parents won't be home.
girl B: can't, sorry, i have a softball tournament all weekend. i'm a go hard softballer.

by SoftballFreak April 28, 2011

suck a softball through a straw

Used to define a girl (or guy) who is so experienced in sucking, it is supposed that she/he could suck anything

That bitch could suck a softball through a straw

by Venix May 27, 2014

National kiss a softball player day

A day where you show love to your favorite softball player, with a kiss on the cheek or lips 😏

November 12th

“ today is national kiss a softball player day”

by Bon Martin October 24, 2019

softball booty

A large booty that developed from playing softball, usually found on taller athletic girls who keep their hair in pony tails and frequently wear yoga pants/shorts.

Me: "Check out the girl on first base."
Friend:"Ugh, not my type."
Me: "With a Softball booty like that?! You're crazy."

by tipshades June 9, 2018