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Soccergasm 

When people who are obsessed with soccer make noises while watching the sport or doing something related to soccer make noises like they had an orgasm. It can range from "Oh, oh, oh. AH!" to "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
Person 1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!I GOT RONALDO!!!!

Person 2: Dude, that was a massive soccergasm.
Soccergasm by ClickForYaoi February 23, 2015
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Stonergasm

When a stoner is so excited to receive or smoke a certain pipe, bong, bubbler, or other smoking apparatus that he/she gets a buzz and a huge adrenaline rush.
Mary Jane: "Hey, Leaf, did you hear about the quadruple honeycomb double percolator 28 inch bong Jay ordered? Looks pretty dank!"
Leaf: "I think I'm having a stonergasm thinking about that!"
Stonergasm by Titobanana January 13, 2014
Expressing oneself using several business buzzwords in rapid succession.
Alex released his synergasm onto the crowd, "At the end of the day, we have to leverage our value add paradigm by aligning our solution with our customer centric core competencies."
synergasm by matchlight August 12, 2008
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A euphoric sense of being overwhelmed by the convergence of technology. Feeling the vast intersection of systems underlying something deceptively simple (like a cellphone).
While we were talking about that restaurant on the phone, I looked it up on Yelp, flipped over to Google Maps, got my GPS coordinates, and found out I was standing right next to it! Spooky! I got a little synergasm from that.
synergasm by gmcnaughton September 30, 2008
The engineering teams synergistic synergy with the NY team enabled them to achieve a synergasm.
Synergasm by Brian C. Dilley December 21, 2008
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026