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Stonergasm

When a stoner is so excited to receive or smoke a certain pipe, bong, bubbler, or other smoking apparatus that he/she gets a buzz and a huge adrenaline rush.
Mary Jane: "Hey, Leaf, did you hear about the quadruple honeycomb double percolator 28 inch bong Jay ordered? Looks pretty dank!"
Leaf: "I think I'm having a stonergasm thinking about that!"
by Titobanana January 13, 2014
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Stonerism

The religion of stonerism; the belief that marijuana cures most physical ailments, the belief that the world would be a better place if everyone freely smoked weed; Stoners often believe marijuana is safter and a better high than alcohol.
practices include: smoking pot daily, frequently smoking out friends, occasionally smoking out strangers, wake-and-bake, temporarily doubting the wonders of weed before a sesh, moderate to obsessive praise of weed while or soon after getting high, the dillema between packing another bowl and getting up to ash the piece.
Non-smoking practices (edibles or a vaporizer) are usually combined with smoking practices in Stonerism unless a temporary physical ailment makes it impossible or hazardous to participate in the act of smoking.

See: Stoner- a person practicing Stonerism
Special Abilities of Stoners:
good functionality under the influence of marijuana, fluid thinking, the ability to understand concepts by a leap of logic or mild hallucinations, the rare/occasional and surprising ability to word a sentence elloquently while stoned.
Approximately 2% of the population practice Stonerism, almost the same percentage of the gay population (2.5-3%).
by Meredith A. February 3, 2010
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Soonergamer

A pale white kid that likes dank memes and likes ugly girls with box heads
Person 1-Dude she is so hot

Person 2-She looks like she is mine craft character stop acting like soonergamer
by Quantavius 123 January 1, 2017
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stonerism

n. a word created by a person or persons under the influence of marijuana.
him: And then ozone was all, y'know--
her: He was all what *SNARK*
him: --he was all, y'know, sixbibblin' on his shirt--
her: sixbibble, what the hell does that mean?
him: it's a stonerism, jb made it up.
her: who's jb?
him: the dude who made up sixbibble, duh.
by f. chong rutherford March 12, 2004
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storegasm

The excitement you get when walking into a store where every piece of merchandise is a piece of merchandise you would like to purchase.

or

The orgasm you reach while fornicating in a store.
Fundo had a storegasm when he walked into the wholesale porn shop.
by authOOr July 10, 2006
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synergasm

Expressing oneself using several business buzzwords in rapid succession.
Alex released his synergasm onto the crowd, "At the end of the day, we have to leverage our value add paradigm by aligning our solution with our customer centric core competencies."
by matchlight August 12, 2008
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showergasm

a showergasm is when you put the tip of your dick in the spot where the water of the shower hits the hardest.
hey breh i had a nice showergasm last night when i was taking a shower
by majordick January 30, 2010
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