SOMJ 

SUCK ON MY JUNK, an urban slang originated by a bengali residing in Doha. Used initially as a way to shut people up but was popularised by the immensely infamous majnuu.

SOMJ EVERYONE

SOMJ by alienali December 7, 2009

somj 

suck on my junk

somj by uberness October 28, 2003

somji 

A very rich and very wealthy family name

He has all apple products, he must be a SOMJI

somji by asdfhjkl15102041.132. May 17, 2014

Somjied 

Extreme lack of ability, usually caused by the consumption of alcohol and marijuana simultaneously.

I was hammered at that party, and then the weed came out and I got Somjied. I couldn't speak or walk, I was totally Somjied.

Somjied by twincity March 16, 2009

somjai 

Somjai is a Thai name for woman. Somjai is a very polite and caring person who would give her whole happiness to others and who would work hard everyday to give her loved ones the life that they deserve. She’s very strong and deserves the world

Everyone should have a somjai around them to feel loved

somjai by Somjaiismymomsname November 22, 2021

Somjom 

A somjom is an extremely talented and smart little fairy who flies around tropical mushrooms and finds rare pixie dust in Norse Mythology. Somjoms are amazing to come across and will help you find your way across those rare, tropical mushrooms so if you find one keep it close to your heart.

That somjom bussin yo!

Hey, is that somjom is really sniffing those mushrooms?

Somjom by Timothy McAlester November 18, 2023

Somjom 

A somjom is an extremely talented and smart little fairy who flies around tropical mushrooms and finds rare pixie dust in Norse Mythology. Somjoms are amazing to come across and will help you find your way across those rare, tropical mushrooms so if you find one keep it close to your heart.

That somjom bussin yo!

Hey, is that somjom is really sniffing those mushrooms?

Somjom by Timothy McAlester November 18, 2023