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somewheres

What idiots who can't say "somewhere" say instead. People who say this tend to mispronounce other words, such as elsewheres, nowheres, anywheres ...etc.
1. Hey, I'm sitting there, go sit somewheres else!

2. If you can't afford to go to college at Richmond, you can apply somewheres else.
by John Frederic Cannon May 21, 2008
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Mukuro Ikusaba, the 16th student, lying hidden somewhere in this school. The one they call the ultimate despair. Watch out for her.
Mukuro Ikusaba, the 16th student, lying hidden somewhere in this school. The one they call the ultimate despair. Watch out for her.
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Somewhere Only We Know

Person 1: Have you heard the song 'Somewhere Only We Know" yet?

Person 2: "Yeah, who hasn't?? It's freaking amazing."

Person 1: "Sorry, bro, BACK OFF."
by awesomeness0304 January 23, 2012
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go fuck somewhere else

go fuck somewhere else another way to tell someone to fuck off and go fuck themselves at the same time when you are not afraid to use stronger profanity
dude wheres my goddamn candy

man i dont have your goddamn candy go fuck somewhere else

no dude give me my goddamn candy and go fuck somewhere else

man you better stop badgering me about your goddamn candy and go fuck somewhere else

dude you are really uptight

man what do you expect to get from me im telling you to go fuck somewhere else

ok dude i get you
by littlejimmie April 2, 2019
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Somewhere i belong

A cool song by Linkin Park. Released as their first single from their second album Meteora. Did well on charts all over the world and often heard on many radio stations.
Somewhere i belong's peak position in 2003's U.S. Mainstream rock tracks and Modern Rock Tracks was number 1.
by lpexpert April 27, 2011
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ma dick hard meet me somewhere

What one says when one has had enough of someone's shit with whom they are conversing electronically.

Popularized by a prank caller on YouTube who recorded previous soundboarded phone calls against an irate black man. Using said recordings, the prankster called the irate black man and proceeded to use the man's own prerecorded voice to prank call himself. The defined phrase was uttered in the slew of hilarious, foul-mouthed ramblings of the man.

Search 'Irate Black Guy Calls Himself' on YouTube to hear the phrase.
I AIN'T NEVA BEEN CALLIN YO CRIB! NAH FUCK DAT! MA DICK HARD MEET ME SOMEWHERE, MOTHA FUCKUH!
by Tyrone B. Anthony July 25, 2011
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It's 5:00 somewhere

The best excuse to justify drinking/getting wasted whenever, wherever. Also works for "It's 4:20 somewhere" (although neither are necessarily always true).
"It's only half past 12, but I don't care...It's 5 o'clock somewhere." -Alan Jackson and Jimmy Buffett ("It's 5:00 somewhere")

Kathy: "Stu. It's 9 AM. Get your lazy ass to work."
Stu: "Haha I'm fucking wasted bitch. I just polished off that fifth of Jack over there."
Kathy: "What the fuck are you doing getting drunk at 9 in the morning? When you get fired what how are we going to feed our poor starving little children?"
Stu: "Shut up bitch, it's 5:00 somewhere. Don't blow my buzz."
by Nick D October 13, 2003
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