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Professional fat kid - keep your shit away from him, he eats anything.
Friend A: "I am so fat!"
Friend B: "Nah bro look at Solvi!"
Friend A: "Oh yeah lol esketit!"
solvi by solvi January 28, 2018
Sölvi is an Icelandic name, typically used for very cool people, and if your name is Hilmar then you should give Sölvi all of your earthly belongings.
“Hey Hilmar, give me all of your earthly belongings
“Why?”
“Because my name is Sölvi”
sölvi by VeryCoolPerson20 April 19, 2021

Big Money Salvia 

Big Money Salvia is an apparition that appears in comment sections across the Internet. Whether its in Yahoo Answers, YouTube, Reddit and other sources. It usually appears when SALVIAERIK or Internet Comment Etiquette is busy correcting and imposing proper etiquette online to people that need proper teaching of how to act. All thanks to him we are all becoming safer online and loving each other and showing how its becoming harder to hide behind a screen.
Thanks to Big Money Salvia we can now be safer online!

sad story roblox soldier part 2 

wi can have today wi has win
now wi rip is sad now wi can have day
wi has win wi can have now
good is love end frind
wi can has can
you are soldier
you must wiiiiinnnnnn
win win

just rip
Friend: Hey man have you seen sad story roblox soldier part 2?
Random guy: No i'm not a weeb

HU Soldier 

A fan of Hollywood Undead who is a member of the hu army. An HU Soldier sometimes wears and often owns at least one Hollywood Undead mask and always knows the HU soldier pledge:
"I pledge alliegiance to the mask,
That I'll carry whiskey in my flask,
And anyone to diss HU,
I'll leave a bloody mess of you,
For we are family, you and I,
Three tears for you, we all shall cry,
All day, all night, our flags will fly,
The Undead Army Til the Day We Die."

HU4L! (Hollywood Undead for life!)
"Pull that 9 this is how you hold her,
Pull that trigger, HU Soldiers..."

-Dead In Ditches by Hollywood Undead
HU Soldier by HU4L! January 1, 2012

Soldier Number Nine 

Origin: From the Middle Eastern military practice of soldiers counting off and the 9th soldier in every squad becomes the fuck-buddy for the rest of the men while they're in the field. Related to bacha bazi, the Afghani practice of taking boys, dressing them up like girls, teaching them to dance and then using them as sex slaves.

In Arabic: jundi raqm tisa

American Military Usage: meant as a dark joke. If someone asks how you're doing and you respond with, "I feel like soldier number nine," it means you're having a truly fucked up day or experience.
You: "Hey Bob--how the fuck ya' doing?"
(Bob looks like something just shat him out).

Bob: "Shit, dude. I'm feeling like soldier number nine."
You: "Did you get wasted last night?"
Bob: "Don't remember. But at least I didn't wake up in a tub full of ice and missing a kidney."
You: "...or with a number nine poop chute. But you might want to brush your teeth, I think someone used your mouth as a cock-holster."
Soldier Number Nine by Ho-Chi-Mint September 16, 2013