Hilmar

Someone who claps bootycheecks everyday and can bench 500 kilograms.

Has huge dick

Wow that guy has a huge dick he must be a Hilmar

by Blackjacksackhack June 5, 2019

Hilmar

A small town of about 4,000 people. Has the largest privately- owned cheese factory in the U.S.

Where the heck is Hilmar?

by Burgerboy the 5th August 21, 2008

Hilmar

The word hilmar is most commonly used for two things, to describe a really bad smelling person or a dead tree.

Look! We have to cut down that hilmar !

God, you smell like some hilmar

by Dunnon March 3, 2010

Hilmar

Someone who makes a bet, but does not pay that bet.

Hey Hilmar, you’re not allowed to talk about your bets when you still owe me money.

by Vinze January 23, 2022

Hilmar

Probably the biggest cunt known to man kind, however if he cares about someone he will treat them like a queen. Probably the gayest creature and somewhat known for not beong loyal until he meets the one. Medsy eater but it can be cute. Tall and handsome with the dad bod going strong. Pairs well with the name Tegan. His partners are alwayd too good for him.

“Hey did you hear about Hilmar comming out?”

by Digbick96skeletor May 31, 2018

hilarian

My sister came up with this word to describe me when she was about eight years old. It is a portmanteau combining "hilarious" and "comedian." It is used sarcastically conveying the idea that "although you think you're funny, you're not."

Dude: Jack be not nimble; Jack be not quick; Jack couldn't jump over that there candlestick.
Bro: Hilarious, dude.
Dude: I'm a poet, I knows it.
Bro: Yeah, you're a real hilarian.

by J No Period November 4, 2020

hilariocity

Used to define a so-bad-it's-good movie. It's such an atrocity, it's hilarious. Hilariocity.

Did you see The Room? It's such a hilariocity.
The Wicker Man starring Nicolas Cage is one of the greatest hilariocities of all time.

by IAMtheAK August 8, 2016