Slimusionist - Someone who hangs out with fat people to appear skinnier than they actually are.
Alex: I saw Loren the other day in town, she looks like she's lost some weight, She was looking pretty good.
Gemma: Na, She's turned into a slimusionist, traded in all her old friends for fatter ones. Wait until you see her by herself and you can tell she's still on the meat pies.
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.