solarn't

The correct way to say gas-powered

Steven: Is your car gas or solar powered?
Angela: It's solarn't
Steven: Oh, Thanks!

solarn't by Corsito-_- March 21, 2022

Solar Toking 

Solar Toking is a term for liting Marijuana in bowl or bong, outdoors, using the power of the sun and a magnifying glass or fresnel lens. By angling the magnifying glass or lens between the marijuana and the sun and focusing the beam into a dot the marijuana will ignite.

The reasons for doing this are:

1). Taste -
Marijuana smoked in this was is undiluted by butane or flint smoke from lighters.

2). Burns Clean -
The Marijuana smoked in this way burns clean rather than absorbing butane and chemicals from lighters.

3). Green Hits to the end -
The small area that is combusted by a beam of light allows for continuious inhalations of fresh Marijuana material.

4). Vaporizing -
With practice a Solar Toker can produce an affect simulair to Vaporizing without urning the material. By controlling the focus of light the bowl can be heated up releasing Marijuanas essential vapors.

5). No Wind -
The wind blows out the flame of a lighter. The Suns rays are not affected by wind.

6). Efficency -
Solar Toking is very efficent because it does not destroy and incinerate Marijuana material as a lighter does. Solar Toking can be precise so that no Material is wasted.

7). Time -
Solar Toking on a clear day, Marijuana can be ignited almost instantly if angled and aimed properly.

The only major drawback is that it is difficult to use Solar Toking in cloudy conditions. A clear to partly cloudy sky is optimal for Solar Toking.

Weedster 1: Whats that term they use for smoking out in the sun with a magnifying glass?

Weedster 2: Solar Toking?

Solar Toking by TheMadBonger April 1, 2007

Extra-Solar-Tourist 

Someone who has visited a different star than the one they were born near.

No one from Earth has achieved this yet.

The Extra-Solar-Tourists decided to invade Earth and enslave the population for the fun of it.

Extra-Solar-Tourist by Logical_OverLord July 24, 2021

Sexual Tension Solar System

(n.) A unit of one female and 4+ males that hangs out together. Held together because the girl is leading all of them on simultaneously.

Between classes, Meg received a massage from two members of her sexual tension solar system.

Sexual Tension Solar System by nolandc August 31, 2019

Terran Solar System

A system of planets, asteroids and comets orbiting an average sized, middle aged yellow star on the edge of one of the Milky Way Galaxies outermost spiral arms. The system has a single star at its heart known as The Sun. The Sun is accompanied by four rocky inner planets, three of which exist in the habitable zone, with only one that is currently capable of supporting complex life. Beyond the four solids is an asteroid belt followed by four large gas giants. One of which has a beautiful set of rings. Each gas planet has its own diverse mini system of moons. Even farther out is a small sold planetoid that is considered the ninth and final planet mostly by local tradition. The Terran Solar System is surround by several clouds of dust, rock, and ice outside of the orbits of the nine planets. These are debris left over from the system’s creation. They are known as the Kepler, Kuiper, and Oort Cloud. The system’s name is unusual because it takes uses a hyphenated version of the name for it’s third planet. And central star; whereas most systems are just named for their main star. For example: The Vegan Star System’s main star is Vega.

The slang word for this system is TSS.

Bob: Hey Ted lets fly the saucer by Earth on the way home?
Ted: Earth? Where is that?
Bob: It's in the TSS, I heard that some of the humans there are pretty hot.
Ted: Nah, I gotta pee and none of the bathrooms there are clean. Lets just go home to the Vegan Star System
Bob: Yeah okay, I'm not into the bar scene anyway.

Terran Solar System by the lsob July 15, 2008

The solar System Game 

A game played by your self or with others. In witch one sits under a desk or table in there under ware and talks about the solar system. If you hit your head on thus table you will be subtracted one point. A point is given to any comment about the universe.Some times played with evil dragons.....

"Tim was sitting alone under his end table in his under ware while talking about the universe. He then hit his head and subtracted one point from his testimonialishous score."

doing this is called the solar system game..

The solar System Game by guy brundon miraino January 22, 2010

Terran Solar System

If you're reading this, probably the star system in which you live (unless you're an EBE with a really long-distance wireless internet connection).

The Terran Solar system is a planetary star system. It is a group of 8 planets orbiting a yellow, middle aged (approx. 5 billion), type G star. This star is called is often referred to as Sol or "The Sun" by the system's inhabitants. The four outermost planets Jupiter, Saturn, Neptune, and Uranus are cold gas giants. Jupiter is the largest, it is a "failed star" and Saturn is known for it beautiful set of rings.

The four inner planets: Mercury, Venus, Earth, and Mars are terrestrial (mostly solid). The third planet is Earth, it is home many of life forms; because the system hosts an inhabited world it is named first for that planet with life and then for the star it orbits.

Note: Traditionally the Terran Solar System was said to contain 9 planets, but when human astronomers updated their definition of planet the former 9th planet, Pluto, was removed from the list. Although Pluto is no longer a planet in the eyes of modern astronomers it is still traditionally a planet.

Terran Solar System by UniBomberMan64 September 30, 2006