The sexiest instrument in the entire world, next to the tuba. These instruments are so studly that anyone that plays one is instanty recognized as a god, stud, or downright playa.

"Wow, like, did you see Tuba when he was playing that new sousaphone? I thought I was going to pass out from sheer lust."

sousaphone by Tuba MoFo January 13, 2006

Related Words

sogusa • sousaphone • Sousa • Sogua • soguard • Sogular • Solusaltus • Sousa Girl • sousan • Sousana

Sousand

A large number, equal to one thousand. Commonly used in the orient.

If you want this alarm clock, you must give me a sousand dollars!

Sousand by Jbonus November 3, 2010

Sousaphone

The tuba that Stewie Griffin uses to follow fat people around.

I want that tiny sousaphone.

Sousaphone by MTGKING456 June 26, 2014

Evan Sousa

The certified non simp, little SUS but gets the puss, and telling the young kids to chase dreams not girls

Don’t be a simp be Evan Sousa

Evan Sousa by Smallppalex March 18, 2021

sousaphone player

The best of the best in the marching band. Covered in bitches and drowned in hoes. Best all the way around. Best hair, best kiss, best face, best body and best sound. No one is above the sousas.

Omagash look at that sousaphone player. He/she is so fine. I got to get with that sousaphone player when nobodys around.

sousaphone player by the sousa boss August 9, 2015

Sousaphone

A portable tuba often used in marching bands.

Dude what is that giant thing.

Its a sousaphone. Its like a tuba only cooler, because its portable!

Sousaphone by loves me some ehm geeh beeh. August 10, 2009

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026