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sousaphone 

The sexiest instrument in the entire world, next to the tuba. These instruments are so studly that anyone that plays one is instanty recognized as a god, stud, or downright playa.
"Wow, like, did you see Tuba when he was playing that new sousaphone? I thought I was going to pass out from sheer lust."
sousaphone by Tuba MoFo January 13, 2006
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A large number, equal to one thousand. Commonly used in the orient.
If you want this alarm clock, you must give me a sousand dollars!
Sousand by Jbonus November 3, 2010

Sousaphone 

The tuba that Stewie Griffin uses to follow fat people around.
I want that tiny sousaphone.
Sousaphone by MTGKING456 June 26, 2014

Evan Sousa

The certified non simp, little SUS but gets the puss, and telling the young kids to chase dreams not girls
Don’t be a simp be Evan Sousa
Evan Sousa by Smallppalex March 18, 2021

sousaphone player 

The best of the best in the marching band. Covered in bitches and drowned in hoes. Best all the way around. Best hair, best kiss, best face, best body and best sound. No one is above the sousas.
Omagash look at that sousaphone player. He/she is so fine. I got to get with that sousaphone player when nobodys around.

Sousaphone 

A portable tuba often used in marching bands.
Dude what is that giant thing.

Its a sousaphone. Its like a tuba only cooler, because its portable!
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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