soggy wood

When an old man cummed in his sleep and has woken up with a soken/soggy wiener

"Man i woke up with a killer soggy wood this morning"!

Man i gotta killer soggy wood this morning!

by Cheese pickelelsl December 30, 2014

soggynoodles

2. Limp dick.

see also: impotence, viagra, cialis

"Dude, I was trying to get it on with Shananiquay, but all I could muster was a soggynoodle."

by Jenny February 7, 2005

soggynoodles

A famous postwhore on I-club. One who post just to post.
See postwhore.

Dude, don't be a soggynoodles on this forum too.

by Jenny December 28, 2004

soggynoodles

A diarehtic expulsion of chicken product.

"I went to KFC last night and it didn't sit well. I'm going to be doing a soggynoodle all day long."

by Jenny February 7, 2005