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soggy dick by the_alex February 17, 2008
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Soggy Dick
A condition that is arised after the penis is repeatedly dropped into the asshole of a man. The penis later becomes covered in poo, hence, Soggy Dick.
Soggy Dick by 2_Hot_4_U January 13, 2005
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Saggy dick syndrome
Me: Aye u see my boy Trevor over there?
You: Ya?
Me: That motherfucker got saggy dick syndrome from fucking a saggy puss.
You: Ya?
Me: That motherfucker got saggy dick syndrome from fucking a saggy puss.
Saggy dick syndrome by sexhaver_69_420 November 29, 2021
saggy dick balls
saggy dick balls by nope not today. May 3, 2021
soggy bag of dicks
Hey Nick, how mad are you?
I'm as mad as a soggy bag of dicks
Nick nick nick
What a crazy guy
Went to work
Soggy bag of dicks
I'm as mad as a soggy bag of dicks
Nick nick nick
What a crazy guy
Went to work
Soggy bag of dicks
soggy bag of dicks by DDbja December 14, 2013
siggydicks
A severe medical condition that affects females who look like men. Those with siggydicks will find themselves sprouting multiple penises in their genital region and are required to keep the growth in check with daily castration usually with garden tools such as hedge clippers.
siggydicks by Professor Simon Foley February 20, 2008
Alickity Dickity Saggy Mitties
Alickity Dickity Saggy Mitties is an underground urban legend about a gay boy who can be summoned by a certain phrase/game.
He is well most known by this little poem by those who are victims of his crimes.
Victims of his crimes spend all of their time cooking up stew while being haunted by the who. Who is the boy, who has come for new toys. Piles of men, ten by ten. Hide your member, he was born in december. Coming to you soon, he will be nude. Run and hide, or your dick will die.
The poem associated with him is;
He is well most known by this little poem by those who are victims of his crimes.
Victims of his crimes spend all of their time cooking up stew while being haunted by the who. Who is the boy, who has come for new toys. Piles of men, ten by ten. Hide your member, he was born in december. Coming to you soon, he will be nude. Run and hide, or your dick will die.
The poem associated with him is;
“*Alickity Dickity Saggy Mitties*,say it 3 times and he’ll be there like a kitty. To know he has came, just call out his name. Beware of your pickle, cause he’ll come to tickle. And when your not looking, he’ll use it for cooking..”
Alickity Dickity Saggy Mitties by urbanlegendteller August 21, 2021
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