1. She said she is into anal, but she didn't like it doggy style, so we did the sodomissionary.
2. Gay dude: So I
fucked him all night in the missionary position.
Some other dude: That's not possible.
Gay dude: what do you mean
impossible, I'm telling you I just did it.
Some other dude: what I mean is that if you
fucked another guy it's not missionary, it's sodomissionary.