sodalingus

a sex act where a can of coke or other fizzy drink is poured into a womans vagina and drunk out with a straw, preferably a curly straw.

warning - do not use beer or a yeast infection will result.

for extra tang try adding pop rocks or dropping a mentos into a diet coke filled snatch.

did you hear gavin dropped a mentos in her twat when he was giving her sodalingus? she exploded like a geyser

sodalingus by slogo November 5, 2010

codalingus 

Codalingus (noun) - The act of practicing female genital oral stimulation using tuna sashimi to simulate the labia. Usually perpetrated by older men in sushi restaurants.

Dude 1: I can't go into a sushi bar with him any more.
Dude 2: Why not?
Dude 1: The way he eats raw fish; it's like he's practicing codalingus.

codalingus by Tiddly Wink October 15, 2013

stomalingus

having oral sex with ones colostomy stoma (hole)

he had stomalingus performed on him just a month after surgery

stomalingus by tdow3 June 23, 2006

Sodalicous 

soda-lish-us
A hangover curing medical breakthrough developed in a trailer park in south west saskatchewan by a drunk man on a street corner riding a tricycle throwing cans at young adults. It is a delicous soda when hungover but when drank in comparison with real pepsi products tastes like fecal matter that of a large mammal, like an ape.

Mark "hey douche, toss me a can of sodalicous right effin meow" Carl "We only had 12 cans and were out but the 12 hungover people that drank them are already hard at it again" Mark "that sodalicous does work miracles guess ill be sick all day"

Sodalicous by PeterWeinerPumpkinEater January 24, 2011

Stomalingus

Stomalingus is the oral, anal, stoma sex act where person #1 (who has a throat stoma), lays flat on their back while person #2 straddles their chin/neck. Using their penis, person #2 then penetrates person #1's throat stoma. Simultaneously, person #1 orally stimulates the anus of person #2.

Pete: "Have you ever had your asshole ate, while fucking someones throat hole stoma?"

Charlie: "You mean 'stomalingus'? No man. I don't even know anyone with a stoma in their throat."
Pete: "Well you're missing out! If you ever meet someone with one, you definitely want to find out if they're up for some stomalingus! Trust me, bro. It'll rock your world!"
Charlie: "Haha! Well what about the person you did it with? Would they be down to let me give it a try?"
Pete: "I'll text them now for you, and find out."
Charlie: "Thanks man! You're the best!"

Stomalingus by Miss Hell Kitten January 21, 2023