stomalingus
stomalingus by tdow3 June 23, 2006
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Stomalingus
Stomalingus is the oral, anal, stoma sex act where person #1 (who has a throat stoma), lays flat on their back while person #2 straddles their chin/neck. Using their penis, person #2 then penetrates person #1's throat stoma. Simultaneously, person #1 orally stimulates the anus of person #2.
Pete: "Have you ever had your asshole ate, while fucking someones throat hole stoma?"
Charlie: "You mean 'stomalingus'? No man. I don't even know anyone with a stoma in their throat."
Pete: "Well you're missing out! If you ever meet someone with one, you definitely want to find out if they're up for some stomalingus! Trust me, bro. It'll rock your world!"
Charlie: "Haha! Well what about the person you did it with? Would they be down to let me give it a try?"
Pete: "I'll text them now for you, and find out."
Charlie: "Thanks man! You're the best!"
Charlie: "You mean 'stomalingus'? No man. I don't even know anyone with a stoma in their throat."
Pete: "Well you're missing out! If you ever meet someone with one, you definitely want to find out if they're up for some stomalingus! Trust me, bro. It'll rock your world!"
Charlie: "Haha! Well what about the person you did it with? Would they be down to let me give it a try?"
Pete: "I'll text them now for you, and find out."
Charlie: "Thanks man! You're the best!"
Stomalingus by Miss Hell Kitten January 21, 2023
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sodalingus
a sex act where a can of coke or other fizzy drink is poured into a womans vagina and drunk out with a straw, preferably a curly straw.
warning - do not use beer or a yeast infection will result.
for extra tang try adding pop rocks or dropping a mentos into a diet coke filled snatch.
warning - do not use beer or a yeast infection will result.
for extra tang try adding pop rocks or dropping a mentos into a diet coke filled snatch.
did you hear gavin dropped a mentos in her twat when he was giving her sodalingus? she exploded like a geyser
sodalingus by slogo November 5, 2010
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