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a fat stupid person with a below average IQ
Larry is such a sodacan it's not even funny
sodacan by bobulon griggs April 8, 2004
Words you can keep

Soda can tab 

When someone gives you a soda can tab with the middle not intact then they want a hug

When someone gives you a soda can tab with the middle intact they want to to kiss you

When someone gives you a soda can tab with the middle filled then they want to have sex with you
"Hey why did you give sarah a soda can tab with the middle. "
"Because I wanna fuck her. "
"I mean she is hot. "
Soda can tab by CorruptingSleep August 24, 2021

Soda Can Pic 

Taking a picture of your hard cock with a soda can next to it for size reference.
That guy I met at the bar's soda can pic is impressive.
Soda Can Pic by Brighteyes99 January 12, 2010

soda can tab 

If someone hands you a soda can tab, it means you owe them a kiss.
"Dude, she gave me a soda can tab"
"score"
soda can tab by Amy7722 September 6, 2021

soda can ass bitch 

A bitch that you throw a soda can at
Mark got a soda can thrown at him he’s a soda can ass bitch

Soda Can Graveyard 

When there is a multitude of empty soda cans littering a floor. All witnesses know that the roommate or friend has had an all night gaming session.
Oh God there are so many cans in front of the couch, it's soda can graveyard. He must have been up all night.

Soda Can 

A type of carbonated liquid container that is designed by dumb people in order to piss off the drinker by not letting them get the last drop.
It took me a whole friggin hour to get that last drop from the soda can!
Soda Can by nopyo October 16, 2007
More from Urban Dictionary

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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