sococer 

a realy crapy way of spelling soccer or to you crazy british dunces football

hey jim want to play sococer
jim no you fucking idiot it spelled soccer or football

sococer by i am d@v!d May 7, 2021

pick-up soccer

A game of soccer where anyone can join, usually there's no membership fees, no skill requirements and it's just for fun. It's just a bunch of strangers meeting together to play the greatest sport in the word.

Person A: Do you know where I can play soccer?
Person B: Yeah, there's pick-up soccer every Thursday at Lincoln Park.
Person A: Cool, thanks!

pick-up soccer by JohnG Jacob May 28, 2009

soccer mom reflex 

A reflex that occurs when an otherwise well-mannered mother perceives her child has been threatened, slighted or other-wised maligned causing an uncontrolled outburst.

I could feel my soccer mom reflex go into action when I heard another kid's mom getting on to my son. I snapped and said, "Oh, no, you didn't just point your finger at MY son!"

soccer mom reflex by Lil Momacita January 1, 2014

Soccer Faggot 

Kids who think they're top shit because they play soccer, they say the world 'lad' a lot and often are quite aggressive. They think they're cool because they play soccer but they're not. They are always very cocky.

Hey Matthew look over there, there is Peter, Luca and Lucas playing soccer and being Soccer Faggots.

Soccer Faggot by imperialpigeon May 28, 2016

Soccer Skin 

A bunch of sweaty 16 year old fuck boys that only play Fortnite that resulted from the unfortunate accidents of unplanned pregnancies.

Great another sweaty soccer skin. Might as well just leave the game.

Soccer Skin by Hawkzyy December 20, 2018

kiss a soccer boy day 

on december 2, ladies it is your day to kiss a soccer boy

hey soccer boy, you know its national kiss a soccer boy day? let’s make out

kiss a soccer boy day by soccerboyfan November 24, 2019

Gash Soccer 

Another term for soccer played by girls, since girls have gashes between their legs.

Rob never had any time for his friends because he was always busy coaching his daughter's gash soccer team.

Gash Soccer by Isolead June 27, 2011