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slighted 

A synonym for "burned" or "dissed". It follows a good diss and is accompanied by a slanted hand motion ( // ).
Bob: Hey, Marly...suck a bag of dicks!
Jackie: You just got slighted! ( // <-- hand motion )
slighted by The Jack Attack July 27, 2008
Words you can keep

slighted 

To be fooled or wronged by a sow.
I liked that sow a lot but she fucking slighted me.
slighted by Tim January 19, 2004

Slighted 

Hym "Not going to lie, I'm feeling a little slighted. Is that what you all want me to feel here? Because, if not, you need to get better at expressing yourselves. I'd suggest poetry. You won't be as good at it as me (because I'm a genius) but that's ok. My staggering brilliance doesn't detract from your... whatever it is that you are. And I know what you're thinking 'BuT hYm YoU iNsUlT pEoPlE aLl ThE tImE!' IRRELEVANT! Retaliatory insults! Each an every one of them retaliatory in nature! This is not a teachable moment and I am not to be held to behavioral standards. You smelly filth monkeys (on the other hand) should know better. And YOU! I mean, wow, that is a lot of 'me' references. So, apparently I'm up there with Halo and schoolastic and 80's movies now. I mean, you make more money when you say the things I write? That's sounds an awful lot like 'creative consultant' territory to me. I could be GIVEN money for that. OR, better yet, booty and money. What you're doing there, that doesn't seem salutary and I'm not interested in being told who I am, how I feel, or what I think by people who don't know me."
Slighted by Hym Iam July 14, 2022

shit-sighted 

When somebody only sees the bad in everything (leaving out the positives). This person would be "shit-sighted."; Someone who is unable to find the silver lining even if it him them in the face;
Female: my god domenic, would you look how beautiful this winter is? i love all this snow, its so pret--

Male: I FUCKING hate it, bitch, it's cold as fuck!!

Female: fuck dom, you're so shit-sighted!
shit-sighted by CE S December 24, 2009

fuck-sighted 

blind as a bat, when neither short or long sighted. Your sight is just totally fucked
Jim - so u wear glasses. Are you short sighted or long sighted?
Gary - I'm neither, I'm fuck-sighted.
fuck-sighted by mr blobby789 January 2, 2011

bull-sighted 

When someone, usally a flawed charecter with some godly power, acts rashly and selfishly, without proper thought for the far-reaching consquences of their actions
Ha ha, told you bull-sighted is a word oh teacher of mine. I should get extra marks for this. Signed Callum.

Top-sighted 

The inability to see a woman's bottom half while intoxicated.
"When I sobered up and the top-sightedness wore off, I realized that her physique looked like an upside down maraca."

"All I saw was a pretty face and a nice rack. I had no idea her body actually looked like my bong."
Top-sighted by David B Weingarten September 11, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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