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Cockrobber 

That cockrobber! I hope my insurance will pay for my new penis.

The cockrobber stole the man's penis while he was watching "Friends."

God! Pete is whipped! His girlfriend is a real cockrobber...figuratively!
Cockrobber by The Charles October 28, 2003

sock robber 

Someone from and undesirable area of Liverpool (Kirkby or Bootle)
See John there, he's a pyar sock robber im la
sock robber by Louskilou July 25, 2018

Socktober 

Going the month of October single and alone with excessive masturbation into an old sock or cum rag.
i guess its going to be another cold dark Socktober :/
Socktober by mmontini973 October 4, 2019

Cockrobber 

n. Medium insult, used to imply that the target tends to break into mortuaries and biology labs in order to steal severed penises to pleasure themselves with.
Go fuck yourself, cockrobber.

socknobber 

That one friend or co worker you have that some how never has socks on. He doesn't have socks on because it doesn't matter what time of day it is, if his nob is throbbing he's grab a sock for a good wank. Any time, anywhere, any sock.
I can never borrow sock from Garrett he is such a socknobber.
socknobber by I'mTinyRickkkkk April 25, 2017

stockjobber 

A common word that's used by the Nexus 4's autocorrect feature to fuck with users.
Can someone please explain to me why my Nexus 4 thinks that "stockjobber" is a more commonly used word than "efficiently"??
stockjobber by jrayderr September 7, 2013