socknobber

That one friend or co worker you have that some how never has socks on. He doesn't have socks on because it doesn't matter what time of day it is, if his nob is throbbing he's grab a sock for a good wank. Any time, anywhere, any sock.

I can never borrow sock from Garrett he is such a socknobber.

by I'mTinyRickkkkk April 25, 2017

sockrobber

someone from a disreputable area....
eg.....a scally wag !!!

So & so is a Bootle sockrobber

by ali-sockrobber February 6, 2009

Socktober

Going the month of October single and alone with excessive masturbation into an old sock or cum rag.

i guess its going to be another cold dark Socktober :/

by mmontini973 October 4, 2019

schnobber

a nasty and dirty hooker

That schnobber i screwed last night gave me crabs.

by Corey December 12, 2003

stockjobber

A common word that's used by the Nexus 4's autocorrect feature to fuck with users.

Can someone please explain to me why my Nexus 4 thinks that "stockjobber" is a more commonly used word than "efficiently"??

by jrayderr September 7, 2013